Keep safe folks.

Keep safe folks.

A Gentleman’s guide to amputation. 

A Gentleman’s guide to amputation. 

If I owned a printer, I’d put this on every single surface I could find.

If I owned a printer, I’d put this on every single surface I could find.

This should have been the ending to ‘The never ending story’.

This should have been the ending to ‘The never ending story’.

Woahhhwooaaahh… and don’t it feel good!

Woahhhwooaaahh… and don’t it feel good!

You shall never escape my furry friend.

You shall never escape my furry friend.

Hiding in the bushes!

Hiding in the bushes!